Sunday, March 7, 2010

What I have been doing when I haven't been blogging:

I have been mini-blogging via facebook status updates.

Here are some status stats:
Total Status Updates: 610
Oldest Retrievable Status: is cleaning the kitchen and NOT YELLING AT ANYONE!   posted Wed August 27, 2008, 6:15 pm
Total Words: 10900
Most Used Words:
#1: lily used 67 times
#2: max used 40 times
#3: today used 35 times
#4: little used 29 times
#5: kids used 28 times

All Status Updates So Far:


Sat March 6, 2010, 7:27 pm: Tis the season to watch Darby O'Gill!
Sat March 6, 2010, 8:00 am: really hates to spend time with people who dislike her.
Thu March 4, 2010, 7:29 pm: is very exited to have a mother's helper coming tomorrow. Maybe I can get something done!
Thu March 4, 2010, 12:26 pm: Molly @ 4mon: 13.5lbs, 24in. Perfectly healthy (except for a little cough) and on target for development.
Thu March 4, 2010, 10:03 am: Off to Molly's 4 month dr visit!
Wed March 3, 2010, 8:29 pm: spending some quality time with Quicken and bills. Yuck.
Wed March 3, 2010, 10:34 am: Posy is getting her braces!
Wed March 3, 2010, 8:28 am: 20 years ago today I became a mommy. Happy birthday Paisley!
Tue March 2, 2010, 12:21 pm: may not cry over spilt milk, but I will bawl my head off over spilt cereal.
Mon March 1, 2010, 12:14 pm: Comfort food for lunch.
Mon March 1, 2010, 8:41 am: So tired of scrambling.
Fri February 26, 2010, 5:44 pm: SOUP SUPPER!!
Fri February 26, 2010, 12:21 pm: Lily: ("reading" a book) "this is the man... who hides in the city.... and suppers the women... Impossible!"
Fri February 26, 2010, 11:49 am: is having one of those everything is urgent kind of days- baby crying, toilet overflowing, spill in the kitchen, phone ringing with bad news... and on and on,
Fri February 26, 2010, 8:54 am: People who feel the need to slam on their brakes and inch over a speed bump should have their SUV's taken away.
Thu February 25, 2010, 1:20 pm: Life lesson for the day: Sometimes you have to sort the pieces of the puzzle before you even try to put them together.
Thu February 25, 2010, 12:46 pm: And why is there no chocolate in this house?
Thu February 25, 2010, 12:46 pm: Molly simply will. not. tolerate. the folding of any clothes today. Not helpful.
Wed February 24, 2010, 7:24 pm: Guess how many water bottles were found in the shoveling-out of the van tonight.
Wed February 24, 2010, 1:27 pm: Max wants a kweez pisk for lunch. Take a guess at that one!
Wed February 24, 2010, 1:04 pm: Lily: (finds me in the bathroom) sorry I knocked over the lamp. Me: you knocked over a lamp? Lily: no.
Wed February 24, 2010, 6:29 am: has a baby who resembles a glazed donut.
Mon February 22, 2010, 7:03 pm: One of my children had to have a talking to about wiping poop on the walls. Yeah...
Mon February 22, 2010, 9:12 am: Girl scout cookies: breakfast of champions. Or of tired moms. One of those.
Sun February 21, 2010, 11:09 am: This morning during mass an announcement wasade that included "the Diocese of Phoenix". Lily turned to me and said, nice and loud, "She said PENIS!"
Thu February 18, 2010, 2:36 pm: is just embracing the crazy today.
Wed February 17, 2010, 8:45 pm: wonders how she can do so much and accomplish so little.
Wed February 17, 2010, 11:29 am: Decluttering for Lent: 40 bags in 40 days.
Wed February 17, 2010, 11:28 am: So far this morning, in addition to child care duties, I have: arranged two door estimates, made two eye appointments, made one orthodontist appointment, paid bills, balanced checkbook, emptied dishwasher, filled dishwasher, wash diapers, dried diapers, washed one other load... um, I think that is pretty much all of it.
Tue February 16, 2010, 12:43 pm: The stand-off has begun. How long can we go before someone caves in and washes the bacon pan?
Sun February 14, 2010, 7:58 pm: Nursing Molly is like holding a wet cat.
Sat February 13, 2010, 8:00 pm: I know you are but what am I?
Fri February 12, 2010, 3:42 pm: Going to Ikea with the goal of some bowls and a cushion.
Fri February 12, 2010, 7:34 am: is digging in the laundry mountain to find clothes. I want some as close to jammies as possible on the off chance I get to take a nap.
Thu February 11, 2010, 10:19 pm: You know you're old when...
Thu February 11, 2010, 9:39 am: And I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings...
Wed February 10, 2010, 7:12 pm: Holding a crabby, whiny baby who doesn't want to nurse or sleep.
Wed February 10, 2010, 1:24 pm: Crisis Management Specialist (aka: mom)
Wed February 10, 2010, 6:50 am: Scrubbing stickers off the kitchen counter. This is why I need adult contact.
Wed February 10, 2010, 6:46 am: Is FB fixed yet? Seriously, they can't mess around with my contact with the grown-up world out there!
Mon February 8, 2010, 10:37 pm: thinks she may have bitten off more than she can chew.
Mon February 8, 2010, 4:26 pm: Still need bricks and nails. Anyone want to send me some?
Mon February 8, 2010, 9:34 am: Lily is seewious!
Sun February 7, 2010, 1:26 pm: Why are only about half of people's status updates showing up in FB today? On my ipod I can see them all, but on the computer, not so much. Why, Facebook, why do you have to go and suck again when I was just getting used to your old suckage?
Sun February 7, 2010, 12:06 pm: Molly smiles and sometimes giggles when I put her on her blanket to swaddle her.
Fri February 5, 2010, 7:15 am: is tired of seeing snot on little faces.
Fri February 5, 2010, 7:15 am: Well Hello, Postpartum hair loss. I haven't missed you.
Fri February 5, 2010, 6:48 am: On you mark, get set, GO!
Wed February 3, 2010, 4:53 pm: What happened to the rain in the forecast?
Mon February 1, 2010, 9:42 am: evidently needs a better hiding place for her chocolate.
Mon February 1, 2010, 8:34 am: Max says he wants Spanish bagels for breakfast. I think he means English muffins.
Sun January 31, 2010, 4:45 pm: Taxes are D-O-N-E !!!!!!!
Sat January 30, 2010, 1:30 pm: No wonder we have no working DVDs. The kids try to sharpen them into weapons!
Sat January 30, 2010, 8:06 am: Tackling Mt. Washmore.
Fri January 29, 2010, 9:14 am: Why am I so hungry? Could it be because I have been up over 3 hours and haven't eeaten breakfast yet?
Wed January 27, 2010, 8:32 pm: Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Wed January 27, 2010, 7:27 pm: was just spit up on.
Wed January 27, 2010, 7:17 pm: is ignoring the State of the Union Address.
Wed January 27, 2010, 3:58 pm: Molly needs to open up those fists so she can suck her thumb!
Wed January 27, 2010, 2:06 pm: Cebuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Wed January 27, 2010, 1:49 pm: If Molly is any indication, I make pure cream instead of milk. She gained 12oz in the last week. No wonder I am so hungry!
Wed January 27, 2010, 6:41 am: Finally got around to starting to get my blog up to date. I haven't blogged in *4 months*!
Tue January 26, 2010, 7:55 am: It's cold enough for me, thanks.
Mon January 25, 2010, 10:23 am: knows how to fix a Monday. I made brownies.
Mon January 25, 2010, 8:58 am: Ever have a kid who will go to twice as much trouble to NOT put something away as it would take to just put it away where it goes?
Sun January 24, 2010, 6:26 pm: Why is the Internet such a tempting escape? Because sometimes real life is so freaking unpleasant.
Thu January 21, 2010, 4:02 pm: Yikes! Big bad storm!
Wed January 20, 2010, 8:02 pm: Choices for my evening: clean stuff, watch The Office, fold laundry while watching The Office... What to do? Wish I had some chocolate.
Tue January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm: My house seems to look the same whether I work hard on it or just ignore it. So what would you do in my place?
Tue January 19, 2010, 12:34 pm: has a busy day and a messy house!
Mon January 18, 2010, 6:27 am: Croup.
Fri January 15, 2010, 10:00 pm: I'm not snoring. I'm so happy to be asleep I'm purring.
Fri January 15, 2010, 2:00 pm: Be excellent to each other.
Fri January 15, 2010, 4:45 am: 3:30am is cruel and unusual punishment. Only it's not all that unusual.
Thu January 14, 2010, 1:15 pm: doesn't like to be told what to put in her status.
Wed January 13, 2010, 6:28 am: loves her slippers.
Tue January 12, 2010, 1:26 pm: Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?
Tue January 12, 2010, 12:53 pm: has some very wound-up preschoolers today. I have no hope at all of getting the baby to take a real nap with all the drumming, running, and screaming going on.
Tue January 12, 2010, 11:38 am: It's 11:40 and I haven't accomplished much of anything yet today. I rewashed some stinky clothes and planned dinner... That's about it.
Fri January 8, 2010, 7:52 am: Somebody decorated the garage floor with black shoe polish.
Thu January 7, 2010, 5:52 pm: Time for skabetti!
Thu January 7, 2010, 3:34 pm: Diaper rash was gone for a whole day but now it's back. This one has me stumped.
Thu January 7, 2010, 3:27 pm: Black!
Thu January 7, 2010, 1:31 pm: Lily said: mom, I have an idea. We can frow the potty in the pool! That would be siwwy!
Thu January 7, 2010, 10:13 am: has seen the devil and his name is Humana Health Insurance.
Tue January 5, 2010, 8:50 am: Happy New Year is apparently comminicated by our insurance by jacking up our co-pays. Boo hiss!
Tue January 5, 2010, 6:20 am: Today's agenda: take kids to school, take James to school, take Max & Molly to Dr., Posy's teacher conference, appointment for me... That will put me at about 3pm, and then the real fun begins - kids' homework.
Sun January 3, 2010, 3:43 pm: Back to the grind tomorrow. I am so not ready.
Sun January 3, 2010, 12:57 pm: was attacked by a little vomit monster during the Bishop's homily.
Fri January 1, 2010, 1:38 pm: Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning.
Thu December 31, 2009, 10:19 am: Oh, so it's going to be THAT kind of day. In that case, I quit.
Thu December 31, 2009, 9:50 am: 2009, don't let the door hit you in the behind on your way out!
Wed December 30, 2009, 2:51 pm: Molly is a roly poly little thing! She weighed in at 11lbs 3oz at the midwife today. (8wks old). She started at only 6lbs 12oz.
Wed December 30, 2009, 9:37 am: Calgon? Where are you?
Tue December 29, 2009, 6:34 pm: You can't nurse and chew gum at the same time. Really, Lily, unless you want to make momma very unhappy.
Tue December 29, 2009, 2:50 pm: has cesspools in her sinuses.
Tue December 29, 2009, 8:38 am: Cinnamon rolls for breakfast! Mmmmm.
Sat December 26, 2009, 12:44 pm: We found a swingset that will fit in our dinky yard! Now to go buy it, remove a pesky tree, and put it together. Or maybe I should say- watch Jay put it together.
Sat December 26, 2009, 8:44 am: My Paisley comes home today. I'm so excited!!!
Fri December 25, 2009, 6:53 pm: Ack! Christmas ate my house!
Fri December 25, 2009, 9:24 am: Bitty baby is now, like every other doll in this house, buck nekkid.
Thu December 24, 2009, 11:29 pm: Santa's been here!
Thu December 24, 2009, 6:33 pm: Max: "Columbus is spanish for George Washington."
Thu December 24, 2009, 7:49 am: Happy birthday, Max!
Wed December 23, 2009, 11:06 pm: is really not ready.
Wed December 23, 2009, 7:49 am: must Must MUST go grocery shopping this morning.
Tue December 22, 2009, 8:51 pm: Hey Posy, want to make caramel?
Tue December 22, 2009, 8:41 pm: Max said, "mom if we have too much stuff we can just get Space Bags!"
Tue December 22, 2009, 4:59 am: 4AM wake up call from the little bulemic princess.
Mon December 21, 2009, 4:10 pm: She's asleep. Now I must fold. Fold like the wind.
Mon December 21, 2009, 3:28 pm: Next year I will be ready for Christmas early. Or maybe the year after that...
Mon December 21, 2009, 1:51 pm: Does anyone know how to convince a baby that she can be put down or held by someone who is not momma?
Mon December 21, 2009, 10:19 am: anyone wnat to come hold a crying baby so I can edit these blasted Christmas pictures?
Mon December 21, 2009, 8:50 am: Good earth tea is just so yummy!
Sun December 20, 2009, 7:49 pm: may have to kill a few kids if they don't start doing their chores. Srsly, I can not juggle a screaming baby and do all the work around here.
Thu December 17, 2009, 1:51 pm: sniffle. (There, is that better?)
Thu December 17, 2009, 1:21 pm: 99 gallons of snot in my nose, 99 gallons of snot. Blow my nose, toss it away, 98 gallons of snot in my nose...
Thu December 17, 2009, 6:23 am: can't do laundry fast enough to keep up with her regressing 2 year old.
Thu December 17, 2009, 6:13 am: is having one of those "crawl in a cave" kind of days.
Wed December 16, 2009, 9:34 am: drat. what a time to have a broken wii! Anyone know of any wii deals?
Wed December 16, 2009, 6:03 am: slept 5 hours in a row last night! Amazing!
Tue December 15, 2009, 4:03 am: Is pacing floors and wishing for sleep.
Mon December 14, 2009, 7:17 am: Dentist day for kids!
Sun December 13, 2009, 12:53 pm: Lily is hosting a whine and cheese party. Anyone want to come?
Sun December 13, 2009, 12:37 pm: Pacifier, you are dead to me. Thanks for nothing. Love, Molly.
Sun December 13, 2009, 7:20 am: Some days the only thing that saves you is a long, hot shower.
Sat December 12, 2009, 2:21 pm: Anyone else get wild sugar cravings while breastfeeding?
Sat December 12, 2009, 10:24 am: wants to go to Ikea. But it's busy around here, it probably won't happen until after Christmas.
Fri December 11, 2009, 10:01 pm: Death by laundry.
Fri December 11, 2009, 6:48 am: Hiccupping baby - sounds like a squeak toy.
Thu December 10, 2009, 6:10 am: So Happy It's Thursday!
Wed December 9, 2009, 9:57 pm: Bills, laundry, dinner, and much more: done. So tired...
Wed December 9, 2009, 9:28 am: Getting 3 car-seated kids in and out of the car is no small task.
Wed December 9, 2009, 6:20 am: Someday I will be one of those people who gets to be awake on purpose.
Tue December 8, 2009, 5:51 pm: Max is laying on the couch not feeling well and Lily said, "Max needs a bank-wet!"
Tue December 8, 2009, 12:49 pm: As a wise person once said: Shit happens. Yes, it does, oh yes.
Tue December 8, 2009, 9:28 am: is addicted to holding a snuggly, sleeping baby.
Tue December 8, 2009, 8:08 am: Oh the irony that Max is sick today and not yesterday.
Mon December 7, 2009, 7:33 pm: Time to reread "The Christmas Box"
Mon December 7, 2009, 3:44 pm: is so thankful for good friends and family!
Sun December 6, 2009, 9:45 am: missing mass again. Molly was up from 3 to 5:30. I'm TIRED.
Sat December 5, 2009, 7:34 pm: Barney's dog!
Sat December 5, 2009, 4:15 pm: Christmas tree time!
Sat December 5, 2009, 11:49 am: Who hijacked my Saturday and made it a Monday?
Thu December 3, 2009, 8:10 am: Starting again at sparkpeople.com. Anyone care to join me? Look me up, I'm jengroft on the site. 40.5 pounds to lose. I lost 17 pounds this time last year using it.
Wed December 2, 2009, 12:54 pm: Max just found the little people baby Jesus. In the fridge.
Tue December 1, 2009, 10:12 am: And while I am stuck on the couch, endlessly breastfeeding and complaining into facebook via my iPod (thanks, nana! It's a sanity saver!) I thought I would share a Lily-ism. Abracadabra = habba-too-babba.
Tue December 1, 2009, 10:03 am: needs a nap. Or chocolate. Or an I.V. of chocolate while I take a nap.
Tue December 1, 2009, 9:39 am: can put up with annoying children's programs when the 2 year old grabs the 4 year old's hands and says, "Dance wis me!" And he does!
Tue December 1, 2009, 9:18 am: Oh goody. Christmas Barney. With rapping midgets, er, I mean Little People.
Tue December 1, 2009, 5:46 am: Has anyone ever died from lack of sleep? No, wait. Don't answer that.
Mon November 30, 2009, 7:45 pm: How old were your thumb suckers when they could get their own thumb?
Mon November 30, 2009, 10:29 am: is cutting collars off of baby sleepers.
Mon November 30, 2009, 6:10 am: Thank God for advil on a sinus headache kind of morning!
Sun November 29, 2009, 8:25 pm: Does it have to be Monday tomorrow?
Sun November 29, 2009, 2:04 pm: Do pillowcases breed in the linen closet?
Sun November 29, 2009, 10:54 am: After Jay got Lily dressed for mass, Max looked at Lily in her dress and said, "you look as pretty as a tiger!"
Sun November 29, 2009, 7:32 am: Paisley comes home today! Yay!
Sat November 28, 2009, 10:07 pm: might give up on the paci. Molly gags on it and often throws up.
Fri November 27, 2009, 8:59 pm: forgot how frustrating it is to have a huge list of things to do and a baby who can't be put down.
Fri November 27, 2009, 6:42 am: Would be on my 2nd or 3rd store if I was shopping. Instead I am just rolling out of bed.
Wed November 25, 2009, 6:52 pm: Molly, you can keep the milk I give you. No need to keep returning it.
Tue November 24, 2009, 10:17 am: Postartum weightloss stalled out already. Probably has to do with being the 8th time and all. Time to get serious. Right after I finish these M&Ms.
Mon November 23, 2009, 4:43 pm: Argh!!!! 4:30pm- it's the witching hour.
Mon November 23, 2009, 11:17 am: Just had an amazing friend come over. She made us chicken soup and brownies and cleaned my bathroom. Thank you, Patti, you are my hero. You make everyone around you a better person.
Mon November 23, 2009, 8:03 am: Yawn. How can it be morning? Miss Molly has an awake time from 3am to 5am each morning. It's wearing me out! Esp. on mornings like this when I have to be up by 6am.
Sun November 22, 2009, 1:40 pm: Is in diaper bag hell. No diaper bags are made to hold cloth diapers. They all have itty bitty pockets for disposables.
Sat November 21, 2009, 9:15 pm: needs a bigger diaper bag. My jujube be spicy is overflowing and cramped. Recs?
Fri November 20, 2009, 4:49 pm: needs to just bulldoze the whole house and start again. ARGH! What a mess!
Fri November 20, 2009, 7:58 am: is in a holding pattern; hold the baby, hold the toddler, hold my temper...
Thu November 19, 2009, 9:30 pm: Why is it that anytime I notice that my fingernails are all nice and long and healthy they start breaking the very next day?
Thu November 19, 2009, 2:33 pm: got some amazing sleep.
Wed November 18, 2009, 8:00 pm: really should put the littles to bed.
Wed November 18, 2009, 12:06 pm: is having a crappy day. No money for bills, nothing good to eat, quarantined in a messy house for too many days with sick kids.
Wed November 18, 2009, 10:39 am: Why is there no chocolate in this house?
Tue November 17, 2009, 8:05 pm: must fold some clothes if I want to be able to wear any tomorrow.
Tue November 17, 2009, 12:38 pm: No really, where is the lunch fairy?
Tue November 17, 2009, 9:13 am: hot chocolate is just a way of eating marshmallows.
Tue November 17, 2009, 8:56 am: Just. So. Tired.
Tue November 17, 2009, 5:13 am: Good morning, Merry Sunshine, what makes you rise so soon? You scared the little birds awake and shined away the moon.
Mon November 16, 2009, 5:43 pm: Can someone help me find baby socks that stay on? Target no longer carries my favorite baby bobbie socks.
Mon November 16, 2009, 1:38 pm: Ack! Who made this mess? Oh nevermind, it was me.
Mon November 16, 2009, 1:06 pm: needs a one handed pepper grinder.
Mon November 16, 2009, 11:53 am: Parenting is not for cowards.
Sun November 15, 2009, 11:48 am: Molly has discovered the two types of people in the world: momma and not-the-momma.
Sun November 15, 2009, 10:10 am: Is it a sin to eat a donut while watching mass on tv? ;)
Sun November 15, 2009, 8:23 am: didn't get much sleep. Between a crabby 2 yr old with pinkeye and a crabby baby with gas.
Sat November 14, 2009, 1:49 pm: hates this part. I have all my maternity clothes and all my regular clothes and NONE of it fits. Argh!!!
Sat November 14, 2009, 9:09 am: Krispy kreme for breakfast. Yum!!!
Fri November 13, 2009, 10:23 pm: "You were just abducted. Of course you need crepes!" = best tv line EVER.
Fri November 13, 2009, 6:02 am: is due today. :-)
Thu November 12, 2009, 1:06 pm: may change Molly's name to Old Faithful. This child sets a new standard for spitting up. And she has still managed to gain 12 oz in her first week!
Wed November 11, 2009, 9:50 pm: Is rocking her clingy little Molly-monkey (and loving it.)
Wed November 11, 2009, 8:10 am: Molly was just declared "little and a half" by Lily.
Tue November 10, 2009, 7:19 am: and can you get me a drink of water while you are up?
Mon November 9, 2009, 1:19 pm: Pacifier boot camp.
Sun November 8, 2009, 6:08 pm: has her hands full. Well, almost anyway.
Thu November 5, 2009, 9:44 am: GOING HOME!!!! What an ordeal. But better safe than sorry.
Thu November 5, 2009, 9:10 am: Oops, sorry for trile post.
Thu November 5, 2009, 9:08 am: Cardiologist says arrhythmia is okay. Hoping to get out asap.
Thu November 5, 2009, 8:08 am: Midwife still heard arrhythmia, sent us to urgent care, who then sent us to pch nicu for ekg.
Wed November 4, 2009, 3:04 pm: Good news: just back from the doctor, who could not hear the arrhythmia at all, everything checks out great and Molly is a healthy girl. Stats: 6lbs, 12oz, 19in, born in the water, she is tiny and beautiful and she has dark hair. She is nursing great. Thank you everyone for your congratulations and prayers!
Wed November 4, 2009, 2:56 am: Molly Catherine born 12:37am. Heart arrythmia, please pray.
Tue November 3, 2009, 8:08 am: has nesting to do.
Mon November 2, 2009, 11:12 am: Am I the only one who thinks that the snow monster in Return of the Jedi looks an awful lot like the Abominable Snowman in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?
Mon November 2, 2009, 9:52 am: Lily plays a mean air guitar!
Mon November 2, 2009, 9:16 am: OOOOOOOOH! A new Krispy Kreme opening at Arrowhead today!
Mon November 2, 2009, 6:37 am: Leggo my eggo.
Sun November 1, 2009, 8:12 pm: X-rays taken, I couldn't see any broken bones, but we'll see what the dr says.
Sun November 1, 2009, 2:15 pm: Max jumped off a pillow and now can't walk on his foot. Giving him a couple hours to see if it improves and then we will see what we need to do.
Sun November 1, 2009, 9:56 am: hears water running. I think it has been running for a while... Yep. Lily was washing her hands. And her hair. And her dress. And the floor. And the counter. And...
Sun November 1, 2009, 8:36 am: is not in labor, just in hiding.
Sun November 1, 2009, 7:25 am: Take a guess what my house looks like today if my garage is nice and clean.
Sat October 31, 2009, 5:32 pm: Halloween. This long walk had better get me closer to labor.
Fri October 30, 2009, 4:39 pm: Mess, mess, and a little more mess to go with it.
Fri October 30, 2009, 2:23 pm: had a wonderful (but slightly too short) nap with Lily, all snuggled up together.
Fri October 30, 2009, 11:18 am: Lily has a new way to say her name - it sounds for all the world like "Lowly". Too cute!
Fri October 30, 2009, 10:26 am: Going for a walk with Lily.
Fri October 30, 2009, 9:59 am: can't figure out what happened to half my music on iTunes when switching computers. I can't find it on the old hard drive or the new one and I *KNOW* it was there. I used it from the old one.
Thu October 29, 2009, 12:08 pm: Off to see the costume parade!
Thu October 29, 2009, 6:41 am: Hello old friend prodromal labor, I am actually glad to see you. Please be a good pal and speed things along for the real event, okay?
Wed October 28, 2009, 8:54 pm: Was cheated out of her time alone by a little pee-in-pantser. It is so cruel to have that dangled in front of you and yanked away.
Wed October 28, 2009, 5:58 pm: is just an hour away from having the whole house to herself for over an hour! :)
Wed October 28, 2009, 11:14 am: Does anyone have some size 24mo/2T girl clothes to trade for size 2T-3T boys clothes? For the boys stuff I have jammies, pants and shirts in good condition.
Wed October 28, 2009, 7:08 am: is looking forward to a day or so of nice, COOL weather! Yay! I even have long pants on. (As opposed to shorts.)
Tue October 27, 2009, 8:12 pm: Poor Lily just broke out in head to toe hives from the lotion I let her use.
Tue October 27, 2009, 1:53 pm: Well the bills are done. I wish I could say I am happy about that. :-P
Tue October 27, 2009, 9:45 am: Where to start? How about folding laundry with my pal Judge Judy?
Tue October 27, 2009, 8:31 am: has a lot of tidying up to do.
Mon October 26, 2009, 1:00 pm: Naptime!
Mon October 26, 2009, 8:51 am: Last night was a rough one. Lily was up about a dozen times and the cat - THE CAT, for crying out loud, woke us up even more often than Lily did.
Sun October 25, 2009, 5:33 pm: Had a wonderful Fall Festival and spent ... er, Donated, lots of money. The kids had a blast. Now I want a nap.
Fri October 23, 2009, 4:56 pm: red beans and rice with smoked sausage for dinner. Yum.
Fri October 23, 2009, 7:45 am: got to sleep in until 7am this morning! My headache is finally gone!
Thu October 22, 2009, 9:38 am: has a headache.
Wed October 21, 2009, 7:38 pm: is dilated to 1+ (not quite 2), 50% effaced, -2 station. Midwife guesses another couple of weeks.
Wed October 21, 2009, 8:26 am: U2 was so amazing, but I sure feel old.
Tue October 20, 2009, 8:25 am: Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes! Taking it easy today and then going to see U2 tonight!
Mon October 19, 2009, 11:45 am: Slow and stead wins the race. Or so I've heard. I sure hope so because I couldn't move much slower!
Mon October 19, 2009, 7:41 am: Mondays are made of crazy.
Sat October 17, 2009, 7:04 am: is trying to keep the kids out of the paint. Jay is painting the Living Room. He bought the paint for me for Christmas. :)
Fri October 16, 2009, 8:54 am: 36 weeks!! I am officially in the home stretch and now need to re-nest because my house totally fell apart over the last 2 weeks of flu around here.
Thu October 15, 2009, 8:12 pm: this baby has more hiccups than I ever thought possible!
Thu October 15, 2009, 6:20 am: declares herself victorious over the piggy pox.
Wed October 14, 2009, 1:32 pm: hates Book-it. My kid reads every day, (quite a lot actually!) why do I have to keep track of exactly how many minutes? Do I not have anything else to do?
Tue October 13, 2009, 2:11 pm: is sick of sickness.
Sun October 11, 2009, 7:02 pm: now has the resident plague. Because I wasn't uncomfortable enough.
Sun October 11, 2009, 4:59 pm: another week of temps in the 90s. Ugh.
Sun October 11, 2009, 11:36 am: is home from mass and putting her feet up. (For a minute at least!)
Sat October 10, 2009, 4:03 pm: mommy's night out tonight!
Fri October 9, 2009, 6:29 pm: wonders if cabin fever is terminal?
Fri October 9, 2009, 5:33 pm: Next one to bite the dust = Jay. Just me and Max left.
Fri October 9, 2009, 4:15 pm: just wants everyone to know that there is this really cool box in the kitchen. You can put stuff in it that you don't want anymore like emtpy wrappers.
Fri October 9, 2009, 12:32 pm: did a sample install of baby's carseat - works great!
Fri October 9, 2009, 11:56 am: is lanolizing tiny wool covers.
Fri October 9, 2009, 10:21 am: After a very rough night with Lily, I got to sleep in until 9am! I haven't done that in forever!
Thu October 8, 2009, 7:19 pm: Waiting at the minute clinic in hopes of tamiflu for James.
Thu October 8, 2009, 6:46 pm: Another one bites the dust.
Thu October 8, 2009, 8:11 am: cleaning up this mess - as much as my little sicky will let me.
Wed October 7, 2009, 6:33 pm: "Max go get in the bath! Wait, leave the french fries at the table!"
Wed October 7, 2009, 7:55 am: It's raining, it's pouring. The pregnant lady is snoring. She went to bed and got up to pee (5 times) and couldn't get up in the morning.
Tue October 6, 2009, 8:42 pm: ow.
Tue October 6, 2009, 7:22 pm: While I was making dinner tonight Lily came in. After standing in the middle of the kitchen for a moment she took off her panties (the only clothes she was wearing) and declared, "I want different panties!" (And no, they weren't wet. I guess a girl can just change her mind sometimes... )
Tue October 6, 2009, 2:13 pm: Newborn diapers are about the cutest thing in the world - except for maybe the babies themselves.
Mon October 5, 2009, 3:58 pm: this pregnancy has rendered me completely incapable of bullshit.
Mon October 5, 2009, 12:50 pm: needs to plan something for dinner.
Sun October 4, 2009, 10:52 am: got a totally new pregnant 'comment' today: I can always tell you are pregnant because your nose gets bigger with all the extra fluid in your body.
Sat October 3, 2009, 12:07 pm: got the first "Haven't you had that baby yet?!" of this pregnancy. Nope. I haven't, I have 6 weeks to go.
Sat October 3, 2009, 10:07 am: The nesting monster has arrived. Anyone want to help paint?
Fri October 2, 2009, 8:15 pm: 34 weeks. Only 6 to go, hopefully less. Time now to get the baby stuff together!
Fri October 2, 2009, 6:22 pm: Friday! (I have nothing more interesting to share.)
Fri October 2, 2009, 1:26 pm: Lily's new skill - emptying the lead out of mechanical pencils.
Fri October 2, 2009, 6:57 am: is pondering. Do I run around all day shopping and skip naptime or do I stay home and let Lily get some much needed sleep.
Wed September 30, 2009, 8:25 pm: somehow can't find the thing I need but can find a million other things that I certainly don't.
Wed September 30, 2009, 5:22 pm: forgot to make an important phone call today. Oops.
Wed September 30, 2009, 6:34 am: needs to clean up around here today.
Tue September 29, 2009, 6:21 pm: Those 3 week old mashed potatoes sure do have an interesting smell. But I could live quite happily never having to smell that again.
Tue September 29, 2009, 11:41 am: is disgusted with my rosarita refried beans. Why on earth would they need to stick msg in these?
Tue September 29, 2009, 10:57 am: is washing muffin tins. That is why I hate making muffins. Argh!
Mon September 28, 2009, 3:53 pm: needs to go put the lasagne in the oven.
Mon September 28, 2009, 10:35 am: needs some umption in her gumption.
Mon September 28, 2009, 6:56 am: What sense of humor? I'm 8 months pregnant. If you try to joke with me now I will either yell at you or cry.
Sun September 27, 2009, 8:25 pm: 5 kids in Ben's class with swine flu - what are our chances now?
Sat September 26, 2009, 11:13 am: To Mac or not to Mac. That is the question.
Fri September 25, 2009, 2:17 pm: could really go for a really good steak. Too bad I have chicken thawed for dinner.
Fri September 25, 2009, 8:29 am: Traffic is funny. If I leave the house at 7:05, we get everywhere on time or even early. If I leave the house at 7:07 we are at least 10 minutes late. (7:06 is a toss up.)
Thu September 24, 2009, 7:38 pm: Good grief, is it really only 7:30? It feels like 11pm at least!
Thu September 24, 2009, 4:50 pm: Husband out of town all week = pizza night.
Thu September 24, 2009, 10:57 am: Well, I skipped two days if that tells you anything.
Thu September 24, 2009, 9:54 am: Laundry, laundry, laundry. Then possibly some more laundry, with a side of laundry on that.
Wed September 23, 2009, 5:42 pm: Brownies: edge or center? What is your preference?
Wed September 23, 2009, 7:17 am: "Myfelf! Mylfelf!!!" "Lily, you can't buckle yourself in." "Yes, MY DO IT!!!"
Tue September 22, 2009, 5:38 pm: Why do my children, who hate to do schoolwork, stockpile the school supplies like they are preparing for the end of the world?
Mon September 21, 2009, 10:06 am: This is like a Monday times 10. Everything I try to do gets ridiculously complcated in some way. I feel like I am running into a brick wall every time I turn around!
Sun September 20, 2009, 7:31 am: Molly has Godparents!
Fri September 18, 2009, 7:02 am: just keep driving, just keep driving... Take Posy, take Ben and Tessa, go home, take Max, go to Tempe to certain store, get Max, get Posy, get Ben and Tessa, get Posy's friend, take Posy and friend back to Ben and Tessa's school, go home. That will get me to 2pm.
Wed September 16, 2009, 6:18 pm: Seriously, what is up with the pregnant clumsiness? I have dropped more things, spilled more things, knocked over and broken more things while pregnant than at any other time in my life. ARGH!
Wed September 16, 2009, 9:20 am: Can it be? Projected temp today UNDER 100?
Tue September 15, 2009, 6:41 am: is so tired she dreamed about sleeping all night long.
Sat September 12, 2009, 5:45 pm: R.I.P. Piece-O-Crap computer.
Sat September 12, 2009, 4:59 pm: needs a break.
Sat September 12, 2009, 10:12 am: Max quote: I can cough on MY stuff.
Fri September 11, 2009, 7:28 pm: Max getting stitches on his chin.
Fri September 11, 2009, 1:53 pm: Computer update: it's not the monitor or the cord. Seems to be the connection to the computer. Now what?
Fri September 11, 2009, 6:47 am: Ice cube trays, water pitcher - are they really that hard to fill?
Thu September 10, 2009, 8:21 pm: 63 days. Tick tock, tick tock.
Thu September 10, 2009, 4:04 pm: Am I the only one who finds cleaning under the table to be worse than cleaning the toilet?
Thu September 10, 2009, 2:13 pm: Paperwork or dishes or laundry or mop, which should I... Oooooooh we have chocolate chips!
Thu September 10, 2009, 10:08 am: Blessed are those who are patient with the irritating. Maybe God will be patient with them. - From the Gospel according to Pammy
Thu September 10, 2009, 7:21 am: Doesn't understand motorcycles or convertables. But then I'm a windows up kind of girl.
Wed September 9, 2009, 8:18 pm: Now one of our stupid computers is freaking out. It will turn on but won't interact with the monitor. So the monitor just thinks it is sleeping. I NEED THAT COMPUTER!!!! Stupid thing. I should just go back to keeping up with the checkbook on paper.
Wed September 9, 2009, 4:18 pm: What's on your mind? Stupid facebook is screwing up again.
Wed September 9, 2009, 10:08 am: walked to the other side of the house to get ground beef from the freezer and found myself standing in front of my closet asking "What was I looking for again..."
Wed September 9, 2009, 8:38 am: is rich in many ways. None of them are monetary.
Tue September 8, 2009, 10:22 am: 10 day forecast: Mostly hot with a little extra hot thrown in for the weekend. 4 or 5 clouds might be seen if you look carefully in the next 3-4 days.
Tue September 8, 2009, 6:52 am: is not a Stepford wife. Just thought you should know.
Fri September 4, 2009, 7:11 pm: Has it been 9 months yet?
Fri September 4, 2009, 6:20 am: Friday, how I love thee.
Thu September 3, 2009, 9:44 pm: sometimes the discomforts of pregnancy are truly a pain in the butt.
Thu September 3, 2009, 2:27 pm: Which came first, the drums or the headache?
Thu September 3, 2009, 10:31 am: I started a load of wash. Is that enough?
Wed September 2, 2009, 1:20 pm: It is SUCH an ordeal for a 4 year old to settle on which Star Wars movie to watch. We had to discuss random scenes from each before he was really sure. (We ended up with ESB.)
Wed September 2, 2009, 9:53 am: wants to take a nap, but I have to get back in the car in 15 minutes.
Tue September 1, 2009, 9:35 am: really, really doesn't want her palm trees trimmed. Honest.
Mon August 31, 2009, 10:42 am: "Lily, how old are you?" Lily replied, "PINK!"
Mon August 31, 2009, 6:36 am: One, two, pick up all the shoes. Three, four, wipe the stickies off the floor. Five, six, pick up lego bricks. Seven, eight, fold the laundry nice and straight. Nine, ten, do it all again.
Sun August 30, 2009, 9:49 pm: Monday is nearly here. I have a crazy-long list of stuff to do, not sure if any will actually get done.
Sat August 29, 2009, 5:20 pm: How is it that I can make such a big mess while cleaning the house?
Sat August 29, 2009, 3:07 pm: wishes Lily would keep her clothes on.
Sat August 29, 2009, 7:21 am: Saturday - time to get this house in order. We've been on the run all week just leaving a trail of destruction behind us. The mess is unprecedented!
Fri August 28, 2009, 7:37 pm: kids are out of the pool, now for an ice cream bedtime snack.
Fri August 28, 2009, 6:18 am: has found a whole new level of tired.
Thu August 27, 2009, 12:29 pm: is sitting in the car dealership waiting for her service to be done, trying to prevent the little people from going crazy or making others crazy.
Thu August 27, 2009, 12:07 pm: If buying happy meals, just note that the current girl toys are WAY less fun than the boy toys.
Thu August 27, 2009, 10:21 am: Please keep prayers coming for baby Joachin and his mommy, Amy. Joachin is on a heart-lung machine to let his body heal and keep him stable. Also, keep little Gigi in prayer - she has been diagnosed with leukemia. More tests before they'll know what kind/what stage.
Wed August 26, 2009, 6:46 pm: is praying hard for Joaquin and Amy. Joaquin coded at birth and has been transferred by helicopter to another hospital. Please add your prayers! And for little Gigi, age 3 who was diagnosed with Leukemia today.
Wed August 26, 2009, 11:50 am: 28.5 week midwife appointment good, passed GTT, measuring fine, baby head down. Now to just live through another 10 weeks or so...
Tue August 25, 2009, 2:07 pm: successfully bought Max of the Sensitive Feet some real closed shoes. And he even likes them.
Tue August 25, 2009, 11:10 am: Mall playground.
Tue August 25, 2009, 9:12 am: So is this another Monday?
Mon August 24, 2009, 9:50 am: Lily - singing with veggie tales: "Loving means lending a can."
Sun August 23, 2009, 11:57 am: is washing tiny baby clothes. But I need to go to the grocery store and buy stuff for lunches. Does it have to be Monday tomorrow?
Fri August 21, 2009, 7:05 am: needs to stop at about 5 different stores today. I don't think I can put it off any longer. I hate going to a store when I only need ONE thing there. It takes longer to get everyone in and out of the car than to do the actual shopping!
Fri August 21, 2009, 6:33 am: AAAAAA-Chooooo. Ow.
Thu August 20, 2009, 1:47 pm: needs a chai frap to go with her pumpkin muffins.
Thu August 20, 2009, 12:25 pm: is going to pretend it's fall and make pumpkin muffins.
Wed August 19, 2009, 8:28 am: when's naptime?
Tue August 18, 2009, 5:12 pm: Max quote: While driving from school Max noticed a church. He said, "Wow, there are TWO churches in this town!" (Meaning ours and this other one.)
Tue August 18, 2009, 3:56 pm: is mostly useless today, except for making dinner and taking Lily to the dentist and ferrying the kids to and from school - oh and the parent meeting tonight. Besides that I am not getting anything done.
Tue August 18, 2009, 11:07 am: Back from the dentist with amazing results: Upon being put in the papoose, Lily went RIGHT to sleep. Dr. Jane said her eyes started to close right away. (I wonder if this is because she took so much comfort from swaddling until she was 9 mon old.) Then she didn't need a root canal after all - two cavities filled while she napped away.
Tue August 18, 2009, 6:40 am: Please pray for Lily today, this is the first of two big time dentist appointments for her root canal. She's going in at 9:30am.
Mon August 17, 2009, 4:48 pm: needs to pull $191 out of... who knows where by tomorrow. Why is it that as soon as I get the bills and budget all settled and figured out extra bills roll in?
Mon August 17, 2009, 10:18 am: Poor Lily misses Max, she will be so happy when he gets home from preschool.
Mon August 17, 2009, 8:51 am: wants to close her eyes for just a minute or two.
Sat August 15, 2009, 2:48 pm: Returned from a two-cartfull trip to costco and took a little nap.
Fri August 14, 2009, 4:19 pm: Just keep folding, just keep folding...
Fri August 14, 2009, 10:33 am: Big belly house cleaning = kicking things into piles before bothering to bend down and pick anything up.
Fri August 14, 2009, 8:26 am: Crap. Croup.
Thu August 13, 2009, 6:26 am: 2nd day of school for the littles and they all woke up sniffling and coughing. Let the fun begin!
Wed August 12, 2009, 5:01 pm: Forgot to feed the fish today, but remembered to feed the kids.
Wed August 12, 2009, 4:55 pm: Just bought a bottle of 90 prnatal vitamins. I wonder if baby will be here before they are gone...
Wed August 12, 2009, 10:00 am: I have a roast I could make for dinner, but I can't dislodge it from the ice in the freezer.
Wed August 12, 2009, 6:24 am: 3rd school starts this morning!
Tue August 11, 2009, 9:53 am: really, really hates balloons. They are the cause of more sibling wars in this house than anything else.
Tue August 11, 2009, 7:46 am: is just. so. tired.
Mon August 10, 2009, 6:13 pm: Chillin at chikfila while the kids play.
Mon August 10, 2009, 6:18 am: feels like the William Tell Overture is playing as her soundtrack.
Sat August 8, 2009, 1:55 pm: Who made this mess?
Sat August 8, 2009, 11:18 am: Jeff needs an update. My feet are itchy.
Fri August 7, 2009, 5:51 pm: is taking a break in the middle of cleaning the kitchen.
Fri August 7, 2009, 3:57 pm: Poor Lily needs a root canal.
Fri August 7, 2009, 11:28 am: Where's Lily? "My right here."
Thu August 6, 2009, 4:42 pm: Gah! I hate walmart.
Thu August 6, 2009, 3:22 pm: Who wants to go to the store with me?
Thu August 6, 2009, 1:49 pm: Singing is not sleeping. Now put your head down and go to sleep.
Thu August 6, 2009, 12:46 pm: Keep the shredded cheese off the floor.
Thu August 6, 2009, 12:23 pm: Put the gum in the trash. No the bulletin board is not the trash.
Thu August 6, 2009, 12:16 pm: Me: Max, get dressed! Max: but Ben is watching TV!
Thu August 6, 2009, 12:14 pm: What happened in here? I JUST cleaned up this room!
Thu August 6, 2009, 12:09 pm: Today's status is going to be all the mom things that I say no matter how pointless.
Thu August 6, 2009, 8:26 am: feels like she is starting a marathon.
Wed August 5, 2009, 8:55 pm: If you mop it, they will spill.
Wed August 5, 2009, 2:00 pm: is seriously bummed that she won't get to take the CPST class after all. :(
Wed August 5, 2009, 9:10 am: Bills? Done.
Wed August 5, 2009, 8:16 am: is a little freaked out at the prospect of driving to four schools this year.
Tue August 4, 2009, 5:25 pm: Used uniform sale, picked up immunization records, office of Vital Records, Posy's school, Target, Staples, then home. I'm beat.
Mon August 3, 2009, 3:24 pm: If you don't want me to comment on your girth, please don't comment on mine. I'm just saying....
Mon August 3, 2009, 2:31 pm: had a wonderful weekend of camping, but now has to deal with the aftermath.
Sun August 2, 2009, 2:18 pm: is home.
Fri July 31, 2009, 10:03 pm: is camping at the comfort inn after a fun day at Oak Creek. Back to the creek in the AM for breakfast.
Thu July 30, 2009, 1:36 pm: is packing for camping.
Thu July 30, 2009, 9:18 am: has hit the point in pregnancy where sleep is nearly as hard as picking things up off the floor. Is it naptime yet?
Wed July 29, 2009, 3:59 pm: Make dinner, swim with the kids, read every one their books, and off to bed early. Lovely Summer nights!
Wed July 29, 2009, 2:53 pm: wishes she was out of this limbo and knew what was coming next.
Wed July 29, 2009, 7:41 am: Wednesday. Really? How did that happen?
Tue July 28, 2009, 1:50 pm: now has to list the laundry basket WAY over her head to fit through the door with it.
Tue July 28, 2009, 1:12 pm: just made a swamwich without the cwust.
Tue July 28, 2009, 12:14 pm: needs to sort yet ANOTHER pile of clothes that seemed to come out of nowhere. C'mon Jodi, talk me into tossing/donating them!
Tue July 28, 2009, 8:41 am: registering my son for his SENIOR year of high school.
Mon July 27, 2009, 8:43 am: Well, let's just say that my carpet won't be getting sunburned today.
Mon July 27, 2009, 8:29 am: Monday morning - start your engines. I got the laundry rolling (now I just need to keep it that way) and am trying to dig myself out of my bedroom. Then I am taking the kids swimming. And THEN on to the real work of the day...
Sun July 26, 2009, 6:13 pm: I just found Lily with a bottle of Biosilk, she was pouring a little onto her fingers and blessing herself in the name of the Fodder, the Son, and the Hody Spidit.
Sun July 26, 2009, 1:42 pm: is budgeting. Urg. I think I would rather clean out the garage.
Fri July 24, 2009, 12:49 pm: A/C guy is here - problem is electrical, we'll see how long this takes. Thankfully we still have our home warranty!
Fri July 24, 2009, 4:10 am: A/C is out. It's 4am and the house is already getting hot.
Thu July 23, 2009, 5:35 pm: When someone says "Oh my goodness" Lily replies "No MY goodness!"
Thu July 23, 2009, 4:21 pm: Jesus, I trust in you. (because I sure can't figure any of this stuff out!)
Thu July 23, 2009, 8:35 am: finally got a good night sleep - no one was puking - and I feel like a human being again!
Wed July 22, 2009, 5:50 pm: 3 nights no sleep = pizza for dinner.
Wed July 22, 2009, 11:41 am: Another one bites the dust. Next kid just started with the virus.
Wed July 22, 2009, 11:27 am: This virus seems to be 12 hours of puking, followed by a mild fever and 2 days of diarrhea. I just REALLY don't want to catch it myself. In other news - 24 week midwife appt went great, measuring a couple cms big, but then we already know there is only o
Tue July 21, 2009, 10:12 pm: Two more down with the virus from hell.
Tue July 21, 2009, 3:14 pm: is envious of people who can spend time outside during the summer.
Tue July 21, 2009, 7:42 am: What is this wet stuff falling from the sky?
Mon July 20, 2009, 9:15 pm: is all sticky from microwave cooked smores.
Mon July 20, 2009, 7:38 am: It is 7:37, so far today I have: 1. Ate breakfast, make iced tea 2. Bible study 3. Start load of wash, start load in dryer 4. Give bowl to Max BEFORE he threw up 5. (And I get major points for this one!!!) pile up things in garage so that the VAN ACTUALLY
Mon July 20, 2009, 7:01 am: It's Monday and I couldn't sleep last night. Grrrr...
Sat July 18, 2009, 8:10 am: Max's quote du jour: "Whoa! I slept like a deaf man!"
Fri July 17, 2009, 12:56 pm: 23 weeks down, 17 to go.
Fri July 17, 2009, 11:06 am: Max's question du jour: "Mom, have you ever seen poop-apple pie?" (as he was apparently building one with legos)
Fri July 17, 2009, 8:16 am: And one more little kids swear before I get to work around here - "What the feesock?" has somehow replaced "what the heck" around here thanks to Max's mishearing of a phrase from the movie Get Smart. Even Lily says it when she is perplexed.
Fri July 17, 2009, 7:54 am: Lily just came to me and said, "Tessa be mean, said 'veggie-toe'!" and Tessa explained that James told her it was a bad word.
Fri July 17, 2009, 7:22 am: is up. I plead the 5th to the rest.
Thu July 16, 2009, 12:42 pm: really needs a house elf.
Thu July 16, 2009, 9:16 am: has to go to the dentist today and really, REALLY, doesn't want to.
Wed July 15, 2009, 9:29 pm: is very pregnant and reserves the right to be irritated at any one for any reason.
Wed July 15, 2009, 5:09 pm: Swedish pancakes for supper. Yum!
Wed July 15, 2009, 2:34 pm: thinks that chocolate should count as a vegetable.
Wed July 15, 2009, 8:40 am: discovered that her 7 year old can do a remarkably good job sweeping the floor.
Tue July 14, 2009, 7:22 pm: Max's question du jour: Do elephants like eggs?
Tue July 14, 2009, 5:17 pm: Fixed the insole of Lily's shoe, paid bills, made brownies, folded 2 loads, held an injured child, made dinner, cleaned kitchen. And much more.
Mon July 13, 2009, 5:59 pm: is watching her kids discover Ed Emberley's drawing books.
Mon July 13, 2009, 4:52 pm: because the ADD housekeeping is not getting me much of anywhere right now. Well, I did get the entry cleaned up, that counts for something, right?
Mon July 13, 2009, 4:51 pm: needs to unplug and get something done.
Mon July 13, 2009, 10:33 am: into the pool with the littles.
Mon July 13, 2009, 8:08 am: Lily woke up in a bad mood today. When I asked her if she was grouchy she yelled, "MY HAPPY!!!!" and stomped off.
Sun July 12, 2009, 3:36 pm: wants too get started making some new diapers.
Sun July 12, 2009, 3:33 pm: hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
Fri July 10, 2009, 8:44 pm: Had a lovely swim with the kids and now my loving husband is at the store getting me some ice cream.
Fri July 10, 2009, 2:59 pm: where did all these blasted crickets come from?
Fri July 10, 2009, 1:00 pm: needs a nap.
Thu July 9, 2009, 7:08 pm: just returned from Ikea. Kids played in Smaland, Jay and I shopped, then we all had dinner. And it was cheap too.
Thu July 9, 2009, 2:08 pm: needs to find some *cheap* activities to do INSIDE but not in our house. Everyone has cabin fever, not just me. Swimming is great but you can only swim so many hours a day (especially when trying to keep track of non-swimmers!)
Wed July 8, 2009, 8:29 pm: is going more than a little bit stir crazy. Cabin Fever. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy... etc. BAH!!!!
Wed July 8, 2009, 8:40 am: is going to tackle the monster - er, I mean Garage. I think I have about 20 minutes left to drag a few boxes inside before it gets too blasted hot.
Tue July 7, 2009, 10:57 am: just watched Max and Lily play for 15 minutes straight with a skirt hanger and a piece of ribbon. Why do we have all these darn toys?
Mon July 6, 2009, 7:31 pm: Jay's back has been in severe pain for a full week now. Please pray for him to get relief.
Mon July 6, 2009, 9:53 am: $350 to fix the track on our sliding glass door. Sigh. We don't really need to use the backyard do we?
Mon July 6, 2009, 8:12 am: AM Routine: Laundry (take Lily potty), clean up my bedroom (take Lily potty), clean up kitchen (take Lily potty), more laundry (take Lily potty), clean Little's room (take Lily potty), etc.
Sun July 5, 2009, 6:19 pm: Should have started dinner 45 minutes ago.
Sun July 5, 2009, 4:36 pm: Tomorrow is Monday - Anti-procrastination day. And I am craving HUGE amounts of chocolate right now. Mmmm...mmm...mmm.
Sun July 5, 2009, 10:46 am: one toddler + one mass = 4 trips to the potty.
Fri July 3, 2009, 4:58 pm: is making dinner with the help of a naked toddler.
Thu July 2, 2009, 6:53 pm: Max at dinner: grabs bowl of pineapple, removes serving spoon, licks spoon and sets it aside, then reaches into the bowl with his hand to retrieve some pineapple.
Mon June 29, 2009, 11:57 am: Watching swimming lessons in a million degrees.
Sun June 28, 2009, 3:44 pm: is home from a wonderful retreat.
Fri June 26, 2009, 10:24 am: Doesn't want to do dishes.
Fri June 26, 2009, 8:21 am: Needs to do laundry so she has some clothes to wear on the retreat this weekend.
Thu June 25, 2009, 9:56 pm: Apologizes to her dinner guests for her exhibitionist toddler- but had a nice time besides that.
Thu June 25, 2009, 1:46 pm: Molly wins.
Wed June 24, 2009, 5:35 pm: Off to the Dbacks game with the fam. Potty training fun at the ballpark!
Tue June 23, 2009, 1:37 pm: Name poll: Molly Catherine or Rose Elizabeth? (Comment to vote)
Tue June 23, 2009, 10:23 am: keeping feet up today. Lily's potty training is going well. She woke up last night twice to go potty on her own and thus woke up dry this morning. Yawn.
Mon June 22, 2009, 9:28 am: Lily's accomplishments on a Monday morning - pooping in the potty! We are starting another day in panties. Then she found the gummy vitamins I had stashed in my diaper bag. She managed to break through the unopened packaging and was working on the inne
Sun June 21, 2009, 8:18 pm: Lily made it all day in panties with no accidents! Do I dare hope this continues? She still needed plenty of reminders, but this evening she initiated about 4 potty trips.
Sun June 21, 2009, 6:08 pm: At BRU yesterday Max saw a cute toy and said "Holy Moly!" to which Lily replied "Holy Moly Batman!"
Sat June 20, 2009, 11:09 am: Saturday laundry with a bit of shoppoing thrown in for good measure.
Fri June 19, 2009, 7:59 am: Summer movies here we come!
Thu June 18, 2009, 4:33 pm: GIRL. Looks like we broke the pattern!
Thu June 18, 2009, 2:47 pm: is waiting on pins and needles.
Thu June 18, 2009, 11:24 am: Today is the big U/S. 3pm pac time.
Wed June 17, 2009, 11:31 am: $12.59! For a gallon of raw milk. Whoa.
Wed June 17, 2009, 9:59 am: Errands. With the crew.
Tue June 16, 2009, 8:46 pm: cheats at nonograms.
Tue June 16, 2009, 11:44 am: Housecleaning the ADD way - wander from room to room looking like I am doing something.
Sun June 14, 2009, 3:47 pm: wonders why my kids will spill chocolate pudding on new gymboree clothes the first day they wear them but can keep thrift store clothes clean for months on end.
Sun June 14, 2009, 11:02 am: is recovering from mass with her (psychotic?) children with some m&m's.
Sat June 13, 2009, 10:11 pm: is ready for bed after swimming (and freezing) with the kids this evening. Max and Lily are turning into little fish!
Fri June 12, 2009, 11:55 am: is home from a kid free vacation and has a lot of catching up to do!
Sat June 6, 2009, 3:29 pm: loves her little red Safety Turtles.
Wed June 3, 2009, 9:34 pm: is rereading The Half-Blood Prince.
Fri May 29, 2009, 11:32 am: is tired and unmotivated and SOMEONE stole my starbucks gift cards out of my wallet.
Fri May 29, 2009, 9:01 am: Last day of school! Woohoo!
Fri May 29, 2009, 8:37 am: has taken one too many quizzes written by teenage girls who can't spell and who use too!!!! many!!!! exclamation!!!!! points!!!!
Thu May 28, 2009, 2:48 pm: How does one get gum off of the inside of the dryer?
Thu May 28, 2009, 12:50 pm: Inside of cabinets DONE!
Thu May 28, 2009, 10:16 am: got the outside of the dining room cabinets arranged - now to do the inside of them and get my dining room table back. Next on the list after that - basic tidying of my bedroom and bathroom. I wish I could find the right spot to stash my giant laundry s
Thu May 28, 2009, 9:25 am: needs to get to work. Seriously.
Thu May 28, 2009, 7:31 am: So Happy It's Thursday.
Wed May 27, 2009, 3:11 pm: is feeling lazy.
Wed May 27, 2009, 11:08 am: Home from the midwife - strong heartbeat, measuring right on target. About 4 more weeks until U/S.
Wed May 27, 2009, 8:47 am: was totally surprised by swimming lessons last night. Max, who was terrified of getting water on his face just last week, swam like a fish. Lily, who would happily jump in the pool and splash all over, cried her little eyes out.
Tue May 26, 2009, 1:15 pm: is cleaning carpets. Folex, how I love thee.
Tue May 26, 2009, 8:51 am: If there is gum, Lily will find it. If there are shoes, Max will lose them.
Tue May 26, 2009, 8:02 am: needs to get her act together and he house cleaned up! (And stop at Target for more goggles and maybe some M&Ms too.)
Mon May 25, 2009, 7:27 pm: A sad goodbye to the long weekend... Only a few more days of school left.
Sun May 24, 2009, 7:49 pm: needs ice cream.
Thu May 21, 2009, 5:28 pm: Kid #2 down with mystery illness.
Thu May 21, 2009, 8:21 am: Off to the doctor for Max's mystery rash.
Thu May 21, 2009, 6:50 am: is awake. But I'm not happy about it.
Wed May 20, 2009, 10:47 am: Don't want to do laundry. Pout.
Wed May 20, 2009, 7:16 am: New crazy parenting sentence: "Girls can't pee through fences!"
Tue May 19, 2009, 11:37 am: Tis the season ... for solid milk in sippies.
Tue May 19, 2009, 8:03 am: is feeling much more human these days and is getting s-l-o-w-l-y caught up with housework.
Mon May 18, 2009, 6:26 am: You know you're tired when you dream about going to sleep.
Sun May 17, 2009, 6:46 pm: The fever fairy hit. Poor Max.
Sun May 17, 2009, 5:12 pm: wonders who let the paper monster back in her house. It seems to have brought its friend the Laundry Alligator which has eaten up all her couches as well.
Sat May 16, 2009, 9:54 pm: loves the tiring effect of the swimming pool on the kids. Bedtimes this summer are going to be SO easy.
Fri May 15, 2009, 4:03 pm: now owns a 2009 Toyota Sienna.
Thu May 14, 2009, 3:56 pm: Looks like it's new car time. It would cost over $2K to fix the van, it is hazardous to drive right now (exhaust leaking into cab) and it will probably need another $2500 in repairs in the next 6 months. We concede.
Thu May 14, 2009, 10:55 am: Laundry, Kitchen, Bedroom - that is my morning routine that I am trying to get back to. I was more or less successful this morning, first time in a couple months!
Thu May 14, 2009, 6:41 am: will be taking the van in today to see if it is worth putting more money into or if it is time to concede and get a new one. Not sure which one I am hoping for! Not having a car payment sure is nice!
Wed May 13, 2009, 7:01 pm: is watching Ben's band concert.
Wed May 13, 2009, 6:25 pm: wonders what it feels like to be caught up. I don't know that I would recognize it if it ever happened. The good news is - the carpet is nearly dry and nothing was damaged. The bad news is - there is even more mess than before!
Wed May 13, 2009, 12:08 pm: has removed a large part of the water in the carpet, gone to Target for Posy's last minute trip supplies, made Egyptian punch for Posy's class (and delivered it) dropped kids off at two different schools, one picked up from one of those. Is it naptime ye
Wed May 13, 2009, 6:37 am: is a moron. Left the hose running in the pool and now my family rm is flooded.
Tue May 12, 2009, 10:00 am: gets very, very angry when people let her children down.
Tue May 12, 2009, 8:13 am: is drinking sweet tea and checking email and message boards to the background music of Little Einsteins.
Mon May 11, 2009, 8:47 am: Monday began with Max throwing a temper tantrum at the foot of my bed. When asked what was wrong he replied that James would not let him eat a brownie for breakfast.
Sun May 10, 2009, 5:16 pm: is tired and nauseated.
Fri May 8, 2009, 1:43 pm: "We don't salt the dictionary!" is added to my list of sentences that no one should ever have to utter. "Please don't touch your penis with your fork." is another.
Thu May 7, 2009, 10:07 pm: wishes money grew on trees.
Wed May 6, 2009, 8:43 pm: Lily pooped in the potty tonight!
Wed May 6, 2009, 7:06 am: needs to slay the paper monster today. And keep Lily from killing herself. All at the same time.
Tue May 5, 2009, 1:33 pm: 1:10pm Lily decorates herself with a marker. 1:11pm Lily is sent to the time out bench. 1:13pm Mommy investigates Lily's quietness and finds her chowing down on sister's Singulair chewables. 1:14pm Call to poison control, count all the pills left, maximun
Sun May 3, 2009, 6:27 pm: Where did the weekend go?
Fri May 1, 2009, 9:45 am: is 12 weeks today.
Thu April 30, 2009, 9:21 am: This mess is so wide and so deep and so tall, I can not pick it up there is no way at all!
Wed April 29, 2009, 11:18 am: heard a beautiful sound this morning, baby's heartbeat is loud and clear!
Tue April 28, 2009, 10:24 pm: needs stories of how people got through college on their own. (Not having parents pay for it.)
Tue April 28, 2009, 5:09 pm: ordered pizza for dinner.
Mon April 27, 2009, 8:26 pm: Lily loves Tawbebbies and Boobebbies
Sun April 26, 2009, 5:09 pm: just endured a torturous venture to Stride Rite. I have no idea how to get Max a pair of shoes he will actually wear.
Fri April 24, 2009, 9:18 am: has a lemon slush.
Fri April 24, 2009, 6:13 am: wants another Lemon Slush.
Thu April 23, 2009, 12:20 pm: Oh no! Lily has figured out how to ask "Why?"
Thu April 23, 2009, 11:47 am: just wants to take a nap.
Tue April 21, 2009, 2:03 pm: is going to report her children to OSHA for creating an unsafe work environment.
Sun April 19, 2009, 11:38 am: is giving spring break a sad goodbye and hoping for a lazy Sunday afternoon.
Fri April 10, 2009, 8:35 am: is turning off the computer for Good Friday.
Thu April 9, 2009, 12:07 pm: is counting down the days to a heartbeat.
Wed April 8, 2009, 9:56 am: is no longer getting hit by waves of nausea. I'm swimming in a sea of it.
Thu April 2, 2009, 3:17 pm: is going out to dinner.
Wed April 1, 2009, 8:46 pm: is snuggling with the cat.
Tue March 31, 2009, 8:23 am: has nearly tamed the paper dragon.
Mon March 30, 2009, 1:58 pm: just wants a nap.
Sun March 29, 2009, 5:55 pm: can't sit at the computer without Lily on her lap.
Fri March 27, 2009, 6:18 pm: is going to lie down on the couch all evening.
Fri March 27, 2009, 8:03 am: is showing Lily the kitties on Icanhascheezburger.com. She laughs like she understands the captions.
Wed March 25, 2009, 6:40 am: is having her annual Lenten Temper Tantrum.
Mon March 23, 2009, 9:40 am: just put dinner in the crock pot. At least I got something done today.
Sat March 21, 2009, 4:57 pm: finished taxes and is off to the school auction.
Fri March 20, 2009, 8:17 am: wonders when it was that weekends ceased to exist.
Wed March 18, 2009, 6:47 pm: is filling up the giant gray gas hog.
Tue March 17, 2009, 5:55 pm: gives up and is joining a nudist colony that has self cleaning kitchens.
Tue March 17, 2009, 8:01 am: is going to go and dig herself out of her kitchen and laundry back up, then take Lily to the Dr, then go to the St Pat's Carnival.
Sun March 15, 2009, 9:53 am: is gestating.
Fri March 13, 2009, 8:47 pm: just finished watching Darby O'Gill and the Little People with her kids.
Fri March 13, 2009, 12:16 pm: wonders why croup always hits on a weekend.
Thu March 12, 2009, 12:54 pm: is going to scrub her nasty bathrooms.
Wed March 11, 2009, 9:17 pm: Oh I found them.
Wed March 11, 2009, 9:15 pm: is confused and wonders where everything is now. Where'd my notes go?
Wed March 11, 2009, 12:36 pm: is embracing the ickiness.
Tue March 10, 2009, 8:03 pm: is watching James' choir concert.
Tue March 10, 2009, 8:52 am: can't wait for more new Fringe episodes. I've already rewatched all my recorded ones.
Sun March 8, 2009, 5:12 pm: is not ready for another Monday.
Wed March 4, 2009, 10:37 am: is so grateful to Dasha for her help yesterday!
Tue March 3, 2009, 5:09 pm: is making Swedish pancakes.
Tue March 3, 2009, 8:03 am: says happy birthday, Paisley! (Because sometimes she can type properly.)
Tue March 3, 2009, 8:01 am: says haapy birthday, Paisley!
Mon March 2, 2009, 10:08 pm: hoping everyone gets a good night's sleep so she can get one herself.
Mon March 2, 2009, 4:10 pm: is picking up kids here, there, everywhere.
Sun March 1, 2009, 11:33 am: got a good night's sleep last night.
Fri February 27, 2009, 8:17 pm: has forgotten another important event. Has anyone seen my brain?
Fri February 27, 2009, 1:59 pm: is waiting impatiently.
Thu February 26, 2009, 6:46 am: wonders WWSD. (What Would Supernanny Do?)
Wed February 25, 2009, 6:55 pm: is giving up her sanity for Lent.
Tue February 24, 2009, 11:07 am: is making mac & cheese for the littles so she can go out to lunch with friends.
Mon February 23, 2009, 9:28 pm: is going to bed.
Sun February 22, 2009, 12:36 pm: is updating websites then heading to Nana's for Sunday dinner.
Sat February 21, 2009, 3:24 pm: is not doing what she is supposed to be doing.
Tue February 17, 2009, 12:02 pm: is wishing for sleep.
Tue February 10, 2009, 2:08 pm: is cleaning out her black hole of a diaper bag.
Fri February 6, 2009, 11:19 am: is cleaning up the pyrex bowl that she just cracked 5 eggs into before Lily tossed it.
Thu February 5, 2009, 6:44 pm: is practicing violin and not squeaking too much.
Thu February 5, 2009, 4:58 pm: is testing again with better grammar.
Thu February 5, 2009, 4:57 pm: Testing her mobile skills on facebook.
Thu February 5, 2009, 4:38 pm: Testing out my tweeting
Thu February 5, 2009, 4:30 pm: is procrastinating. Posy is playing piano, Max is making valentines, Lily is ripping Valentines, Ben is sneaking some TV, and Tessa is putting on makeup.
Tue February 3, 2009, 8:43 am: is having another Monday.
Tue January 27, 2009, 4:57 pm: is making dinner.
Sat January 24, 2009, 10:17 am: is scrubbing, putting away, washing, folding, nursing, cooking.
Fri January 23, 2009, 8:12 am: is now down 15 pounds. **15 POUNDS!!!**
Fri January 16, 2009, 7:02 am: is holding a sick baby.
Fri January 9, 2009, 6:07 am: is watching one fly the coop. We will miss you around here, Paisley!
Tue January 6, 2009, 9:38 am: is fretting about money, but still going out to lunch anyway.
Fri January 2, 2009, 9:09 am: is eating her kashi and laughing at failblog.
Tue December 30, 2008, 10:48 am: is not doing much.
Mon December 29, 2008, 6:00 pm: is letting (ha!) her kids clean up after dinner.
Mon December 29, 2008, 12:10 pm: is cleaning up the Christmas carnage.
Sat December 20, 2008, 8:56 am: is down 9 pounds and hoping to hold there through Christmas!
Wed December 17, 2008, 3:56 pm: is down 6.5 pounds
Wed November 12, 2008, 9:36 pm: is going to watch Fringe on Tivo.
Sat November 8, 2008, 10:30 am: is doing laundry
Sat September 27, 2008, 10:11 am: is cooking without cookware, doing laundry without a washer.
Sun September 21, 2008, 10:02 pm: is hoping to move this week.
Mon September 8, 2008, 9:34 am: is packing up her house... again. (Thanks, kids, for unpacking a bunch of stuff this weekend.)
Sat September 6, 2008, 3:33 pm: is doing ONLY ONE more load of laundry
Fri August 29, 2008, 3:08 pm: is pouting about her house-selling situation
Wed August 27, 2008, 6:15 pm: is cleaning the kitchen and NOT YELLING AT ANYONE!

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